The Last Outhouse on the Left

You’re in the middle of nowhere and you just ate a gas station egg salad sandwich. The pain in your gut just will not subside. You see an outhouse off the side of the road. When you finally enter, relief would not be found. Instead, unspeakable horror… and no toilet paper.

In this splatter-soaked collection of humorous horror short stories you will find: a cursed tubesock come-to-life. Vampire twins and their lecherous dwarf servant terrorizing a group of young women. A ravenous tapeworm takes eating to a new level. Flesh-eating pink eye spreads during an adult video shoot. A psychotic hotel worker turns “do not disturb” into a death sentence. Do you think you can handle it?

Grotesque, profane, and cackling through broken teeth, this macabre collection is a chainsaw to the senses - a love letter to midnight movies, bad decisions and monsters that refuse to stay metaphorical. Read it dirty. Read it scared. Just don’t read it alone. Not for the squeamish!

139 pages / Flacid cover